small talk.

My name is Kelley and I'm an aspiring movie critic, except not in the way you're thinking. I only really like B rated Horror Movies, so those are the ones I write about. I've been watching horror movies since I was "knee high to a grasshopper" as your grandmother would say; I'm assuming your grandmother would say it because I don't have a grandmother. So anyway, I write about what I know, and I know whores. I mean horror. Horror Movies.